August 20, 2008

Asher. Killer Dog.

Before you read any further, please know the following. My puppy, Asher, is about 3 months old. He weighs maybe around 8-10 lbs. His weapon of choice is his tongue, which he will lick you with all day. He's a tiny little thing, with huge floppy ears and polar bear paws. Seriously, his paws are huge.

That said, every time I take this little guy out for a walk, you'd think the world was ending. People look at him, give a little yelp, and cross the street. Kids shriek and run for cover behin their parents. Some people come over and pet him, but it's rare. Some even look at him with a hungry look in their eyes, probably thinking "I wonder how he'd taste with kimchi". Yea, they eat dogs here.

Koreans beware: my tiny dog will eat you. Neon clothing and all.

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