I can't believe I've been here 4 months now and have never mentioned this: the etiquette bell. I'm not sure where in that word there are 2 T's, but who cares.
The bell is in public bathrooms. You hit it when you're "going" and it makes noises. Some of them sound like chirping birds, some play classical music, and some just make toilet flushing sounds. I'm guessing the idea behind this is that if you're ever in a public restroom suffering from explosive diarrhea, (spelling?) that by hitting this bell it will miraculously cover the sound. I think if I were having a contest with my bowels and a chirping bird, my bowels would win.
I do find the flushing toilet sound comes in handy though. Sometimes I get nervous peeing in public bathroom, and the sound of the water makes it easier. Hey, I'm just sayin....
There are also toilets here with seat warming buttons, bidets, and all other kinds of squirty buttons on them. I found this out the hard way once by hitting a button instead of just flushing. Sadly while doing this I was already finished peeing, so when the jet of water hit me, I was standing directly over the toilet looking INTO it..... this is how we learn people!
The bell is in public bathrooms. You hit it when you're "going" and it makes noises. Some of them sound like chirping birds, some play classical music, and some just make toilet flushing sounds. I'm guessing the idea behind this is that if you're ever in a public restroom suffering from explosive diarrhea, (spelling?) that by hitting this bell it will miraculously cover the sound. I think if I were having a contest with my bowels and a chirping bird, my bowels would win.
I do find the flushing toilet sound comes in handy though. Sometimes I get nervous peeing in public bathroom, and the sound of the water makes it easier. Hey, I'm just sayin....
There are also toilets here with seat warming buttons, bidets, and all other kinds of squirty buttons on them. I found this out the hard way once by hitting a button instead of just flushing. Sadly while doing this I was already finished peeing, so when the jet of water hit me, I was standing directly over the toilet looking INTO it..... this is how we learn people!
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